Step 2: Talk about it.

It's never good to keep things bottled up. Having entertained suspicions that the car-egger was a young resident of my own apartment building, I decided to broach the general subject of car-egging with my building-mates. I would do this in the form of a note, posted in the entrance:

Dear All,

It seems that a great monster chicken projectile-ovulated in our parking lot this weekend. Please be careful; chickens can be dangerous.

If nothing else, it would entertain the innocent; if luck were on my side, it would provoke the culprit into repeating his mistake. In the latter case, I'd have a reason to speak with the suspect's guardian about eggs: how they should not be airborne, how they should not be airborne in the vicinity of my car. How he should discuss these guidelines with his charge. If it had no effect, at least I would have opened a dialogue.

To bring us closer to the present tense, now that we are mired in tricky verb agreements: I have posted this note inside the entrance to the building. I have opened the dialogue. Now we can only wait. Now we are waiting. Now we will wait. Ooh.

Alright kids, rage all addressed for the night. Will update as soon as there are developments.