As I unlocked the doors to my Toyota Corolla this evening, I noticed a large quantity of broken eggshell and egg yolk frozen onto the exterior of my car. Preliminary ballistic analysis revealed that 5 or 6 eggs had been thrown from the west-southwest; egg remnants had solidified upon the roof, passenger side, and trunk of my vehicle.
You heiny motherfuckers egged my Corolla. And now I've started a blog about it.
First, a list of questions.
(1) Do I know you?
(2) What? It's a Toyota Corolla.
(3) Would you prefer a hockey stick or a hoola hoop up your ass, because I have both, and I am coming to get you.
Since I don't know where you are, I will settle for metaphysical revenge tonight. I have a lot of rage, and I intend to address it. Address it till you cry and scream for mercy, motherfuckers. That's right, watch yourselves.
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